I am going to be honest... I cannot imagine lugging a watermelon around (internally OR externally) for nine months. But that's what Yo Mama did for you! Today, take a minute to appreciate your mother, think about the Love you share, and get in touch with your smushy side. Even if your mom is not with you today, 'loved' is not applicable. There is no past tense when it comes to a Mother's Love. To everyone out there with a previously baby-free uterus (women AND men, nowadays), we will have no frickin' idea what they went through until the day we bring a little nugget into this world ourselves (if we are so fortunate). So, today, cheers to your mama. Whether it be:
in person, in spirit, over the phone;
water, OJ, a 5-hour energy;
champagne, a shot of cheap whiskey, or 'Disaronno on the rocks' (sexy voice), give a smile for your mama. Cheers with your cat's water bowl if you have to.
If only I could get as "shicker" as my mom after just one drink...
Need a cocktail idea? (if water, 5-hour energy, or cheap whiskey don't tickle your fancy...)
Fill a champagne glass with about 1/2 ounce good vodka, such as Ketel One. Fill the rest of the glass with champagne. Garnish with fresh, pretty berries, such as rasperries or cranberries.
Word to the wise: If the champagne is good, you can hardly tell the vodka's in there (is that good or bad? YOU be the judge).
Moral of the story? Your mom deserves the best.
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